Shaun Spalding

Ephemera and poetry
Read my short stories at ShaunWritesThings
Read my webcomic at Catchphrase Dog Unleashed
Watch my experimental videos at International Megadigital
Follow me on Twitter at @SASpalding

September 21, 2014 at 10:30am

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Sleep one eye at a time

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September 20, 2014 at 10:30am

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You have the power to believe you are a wild Adam.
You have the imagination to pretend you are an adventurous Eve.
Be naked in your mind.

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September 19, 2014 at 10:30am

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Grand Canyon: If there is any hole to admire, it should be this one. It is the most significant hole in our nation’s history

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September 18, 2014 at 10:30am

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Flex when they’re strong
Be like water when attacked,
Move slick through mean fingers
Bend till their spines crack

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September 17, 2014 at 10:30am

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Take all the anger you’ve felt
And judo it with ease…
Use the force it throws at you
To launch it into the trees

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September 16, 2014 at 10:30am

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Break your words into syllables
Like every part counts.
Make me feel what you’re feeling
Before the whole sound comes from your mouth.

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September 15, 2014 at 10:30am

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Is it the darkness or the wolves…
Is it the cancer you can get?
Is it the blade that you can see…
Or the hidden long-term threat?

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September 14, 2014 at 10:30am

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I saw a man with thinning hair, in his car, stopped at a stoplight, sucking his thumb. This man become a metaphor for everything

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September 13, 2014 at 10:30am

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God lives in her corner office in the sky, but her incompetent middle managers on Earth are the ones bossing us around telling us what to do

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September 12, 2014 at 10:30am

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Postscript: The internet only exists in your mind.

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September 11, 2014 at 10:30am

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(Imagine Rod Sterling reading this during the introduction of The Twilight Zone:) There is a town — probably not unlike your own — where every man, woman, and child carries a device as powerful as a supercomputer snugly in his pant’s pockets.

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September 10, 2014 at 10:30am

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2AM is when the subway wolves come out. Red-eyed, nearly-feral, eating entire takeout pizzas like meat off of freshly killed bones

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September 9, 2014 at 10:30am

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(Imagine Rod Sterling reading this during the introduction of The Twilight Zone:) “There is a future where the oysters are as big as men, and the men are as big… as pearls”

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September 8, 2014 at 10:30am

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"Do we see the same therapist?" -Two people flirting in the Lower East Side

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September 7, 2014 at 10:30am

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Sometimes you just want to go where the bodies are.

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